so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
A calendar with a bubble to pop everyday.
I will pop all those bubbles in a day
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected