urhajos:

‘Snakety Snake’ by Jamie Mitchell

CRIES THIS IS SO SWEET

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

urhajos:

x-ray by ~MrBonecracker

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most 

zoos

katherlne:

katherlne:

I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t

u did not

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

josephasfoury:

magnum opus

sabizzley:

mybestintentions:

santanatrollpez:

dayanatuna:

A calendar with a bubble to pop everyday.

AHHH!!!! 

I will pop all those bubbles in a day

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected